i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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