:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
