i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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