AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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