So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
