Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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