i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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