why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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