i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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