I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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