I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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