8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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