That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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