He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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