4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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