Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
