She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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