It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Randomize
