Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she smelled like a LAN party
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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