it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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