oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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