I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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