people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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