Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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