ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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