Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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