what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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