ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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