It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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