My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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