I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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