That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
its liver damage thursday
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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