We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I understand Curling. That high.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
