I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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