id be glad to
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
