ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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