More tranny stories later!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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