It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I want to fling myself into the sun
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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