I'm lost and stupid without you.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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