just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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