they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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