If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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