probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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