dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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