the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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