I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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