U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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