i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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