I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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