there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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